Full Power! Special Beamu Cannon Cannon charged and ready to fire! (And with ZERO followers! Spirit Bomb it ain’t). Hajimari tashikani kokodatano da, which means “Certainly everything started there.” I feel the intense fire but I don’t know where to start! Well I do actually, I’m already 1/3rds or so into my first “real” post. But I had a good idea I felt like throwing out NOW.
I’m a big believer in gimmicks. They can be great things. Reader interaction is something great too, so I thought up a game that ties in with my goal 1. My streamofconsciousness writing style is chocked FULL of references to various fictions or memes or internet stuff I saw or whatever. I challenge anyone reading to ID them, gotta catch’em all! (There’s a freebie right now.) In this post alone the entire first line is one big damn reference. However hidden among the lines of this historical starting post are two song references with what I think are MAX PAIN difficulty. So much so that I’m giving a hint: They can be found on some obscure Youtube Video, but not easily. You’d need some seriously nerdish knowledge to get them, but be proud and flaunt that nerd knowledge for all to see!
Anyway the victory conditions are thus: Post what you think is the line in a hyperlink that leads to the Youtube song in question. Does that sound too complicated? Eh I’ll give an example just because I’m such a nice guy. Lets see, right now I feel like I want to be, the very best, the like no one ever was!
The person who catches this obvious reference would then put into their post: “I want to be, the very best, like no one ever was!”
Between you and me, I didn’t really know how to do it until I watched like a minute of this Youtube video haha. So I suspect this tutorial will be quiet helpful after all.
Now for the PRIZES! After all humans don’t do anything without incentives right? The incentives I’m providing for the lucky winners of this game are the following: “FAME!” (Err not much as this site is literally brand new, but think of the future!), “FORTUNE!” (Divided out in imaginary feel good Kryto bucks™), and last but not least, “PRIDE!” (Your nerd pride is like you lyfe right?! This is the best reward!). What, all of the above is imaginary? You want something REAL and tangible? Well tough, you can real-boot your imaginary Kryto bucks™ into real cold hard cash if you just tried! Making the impossible possible. If your imagination is not as good as mine x.x lol I mean, since I understand not everyone can do such things I might consider making a personalized MS Paint Masterpiece of a BoNuS Cookie for people who win this game, subject to various arbitrary conditions I reserve the right to spring on any winning reader at any time.
What are you waiting for, get searching!
Anyway the “real” first post will come soon. This is just a fun thing to tide reader who sees this over while the wait is on.